Friday - Joke of the Week

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps
we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few
inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment
go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.. 'What
the hell is this?' he said to himself, as a little dust cloud appeared when he
shook them out.

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why d id you put talcum powder in my
underwear?'

She replied, 'It's not talcum powder.. It's 'Miracle Grow.'